April 29

OK, Barry White. I get it. You want to “sex” me. Or, you want me to “sex” someone else, while you play on my stereo… Subtlety is not your strong suit. Regardless, I’m happy to have three of your records in The Collection now, just in case. Just in case my charm fails me, or flowers don’t do the trick, I now have a fallback plan… the Love Unlimited Orchestra on vinyl. Squeezing you, pleasing you, holding you, teasing you… I feel so loved! A limitless love, I can hardly contain my… love!